
10 Ways to Sh*t Yourself
Ten outrageous British comedy stories about terrible decisions, public humiliation and catastrophic timing.
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Looking for a Funny Secret Santa gift under £10, rude stocking filler or something inappropriate for a mate who is impossible to buy for? 10 Ways to Sh*t Yourself is a 168-page British comedy gift book packed with terrible decisions, public humiliation and catastrophic timing. A proper paperback gift for £9.99, printed and stocked in the UK.
A wedding. A skydive. A Michelin-starred dinner. A children's ball pit. A sauna. A funeral. A job interview. Comic-Con. A washed-up singer's comeback.
All perfectly normal situations until someone trusts the wrong fart.
10 Ways to Sh*t Yourself is a collection of outrageous British comedy stories about bad decisions, public humiliation and catastrophic timing.
Rude, ridiculous and alarmingly relatable.
Secret Santa sorted for under a tenner.
The man staring back looked like death in yesterday’s socks. ‘You’ve got this, Gav,’ he whispered. His stomach answered with a wet gargle that sounded like a Walrus giving birth.
The plane was tiny. Not small for a plane. Tiny. A flying biscuit tin held together by bolts, noise and misplaced confidence.
A job interview is four strangers asking whether you can handle pressure while your arse prepares a live demonstration.
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A 168-page paperback of rude British comedy for £9.99. UK stock, dispatch in 1–2 working days.
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Real photography. No mockups, no stock shots, no nonsense.
168-page printed paperback. Not a download. Not a novelty leaflet. A proper little book of disasters.
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A properly inappropriate gift for £9.99.